takeme-towonderland:

meggitthemaggot:

piledriverswaltz:

why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes

are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law

probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.

THIS IS ALL I THOUGHT ABOUT TODAY

(Source: bro-tatoes, via you-had-me-at-bacon)

holynipples:

holynipples:

my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up

i have a brain tumor

(via you-had-me-at-bacon)